Monday, September 18, 2006
Kalau awak tak ada kerja...
Aku tak tahu le siapa punya kerja nih, or maybe siapa yg tak ader keje nih. Tapi sungguh baik sekali iklan kerjanya yg org ni buat.... At least terhibur kejap... Try la apply... walaupun dah tamat, tapi jawatan tu sentiasa kosong. Coz selalu polis dah berjaya dulu...Goodluck...
Immediate Vacancies
We are a local thieves gang specializing in snatching handbags in Klang Valley and Johor Bahru. We are seeking money-orientated and result-driven professionals to join our team. Successful candidates can expect excellent money and attractive fringe benefits. We are now seeking highly motivated team players to join our force in our recent expansion.
Snatch Thieves
( Klang Valley and Johor Bahru)Responsibilities:
• To snatch women handbags on the street.Requirements:
• Candidate must at least a drug addict, jobless bum, mat rempit or equivalent.
• At least 1 - 2 year(s) of crime experience in Malaysia (other countries may be considered)
• Applicants must be aggressive, daring, outgoing, and adventurous personality.
• Motivated and able to work independently, not necessarily a team player.
• Able to snatch things at fast pace and poses excellent motorcycle driving skills.
• Good command of vulgarity in spoken & written English, Bahasa Melayu, and Chinese dialect would be advantageous.
• Applicants must be willing to work in designated places, travel outstation & possess own transport (motorcycle).
• Applicants can be Malaysian citizens or illegal immigrant; jobless fresh graduates are also welcomed.
• Full-Time positions available.
Apply before 31 st August 2006 .
bzz at 5:18 PM